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Worst Celebrity Pictures Of Bathing Suit Bodies

We all know that celebrities look fabulous in their red carpet clothing but what about their beach bodies? Some have more unwanted jiggle than a bowl of Jell-O. Take Tara Reid. Her thighs look like someone draped them in loose uncooked chicken skin. And that isn’t even mentioning the too small bikini top. Tara, we’ve seen the breasts before and weren’t impressed.
Rachel Zoe was photographed in St. Bart’s in a black bikini. I’ve seen skeletons with more flesh on their bones. When a 6 month old child weighs more than you do you’ve gone overboard on the weight loss thing. At least she could go with something a little less slimming, like EATING!
Paris Hilton is another one that should keep a cover-up on. When she’s photographed in a bikini it looks like someone photo shopped her head on a 65 year olds body. You’d think that with all her “fashion sense” she’d realize that showing the bod is like opening the book “The Saggy Baggy Elephant” and showing the pictures. Phoebe Price has so many dimples on her thighs that she puts a class of preschoolers to shame. Definitely a candidate for a cover-up or a spot on a salad bar for those thighs.
And the men, really creepy. Dean Cain, who played the Man of Steel certainly doesn’t look like it. The only thing that would have been worse about his look would have been if he had been wearing Speedos. YUCK! Jack Nicholson should know that somewhere there’s a law on the books stating it’s against the law to go shirtless after the age of 70.
Celebrities have great lives, but it seems that some of them don’t realize that just because they are celebrities doesn’t mean they know best when it comes to showing skin.